THE NEW KIDS (1985)

Directed By: Sean S. Cunningham 

Written By: Stephen Gyllenhaal

Story By: Stephen Gyllenhaal and Brian Taggert 

Cinematography: Steven Poster 

Editor: Rita Roland 

Cast: Shannon Presby, Lori Loughlin, James Spader, Eric Stoltz, Eddie Jones, John Philbin, Tom Atkins, Brad Sullivan 

Newly orphaned siblings Abby and Loren McWilliams arrive in a small Florida town to help their Aunt Fay and Uncle Charlie run a family-owned amusement park, and they find that the town is terrorized by a local street gang.


This is definitely a film of its time. A film that is mostly a thriller towards the end turns into an action film in a small town. 

It has James Spader as a southern redneck, a gang leader in Florida, who is a Sharp dresser and has died beach, blonde, hair and eyebrows that almost make him look like an albino. You wonder why his character would hang out with them whom his gang seems to be made up of as they come off more southern redneck stereotypes than he does.

The title gives it away that this story is about a brother and sister, whose parents passed away and who move in with an uncle who may or may not be using them for labor and money to open up his own amusement park. They try to fit in the school, but the local gang takes a liking to the sister and begins to harass her, and when her brother tries to defend her, he becomes their other.

Throughout the film, each of them gets back at one another and ups the ante until the inevitable finale when the gang takes it too far and the brother and sister have to defend themselves against them and any hope of the police getting involved seems absent as there is a sheriff, but he seems to be the only cop we see throughout the film And the teachers seem to turn a blind eye to everything.

The film isn’t bad it it sometimes feels a little ridiculous, but it stays entertaining and seems perfect for its teen audience as long as no one asks too many questions. The film could be easily forgettable and typical of its time, though it has some ridiculous curveballs that keep the audience interested. It is not truly a time capsule of time and genre.

It stays away from being exploited though at times it seems like it’s going that way, and part of the fun is seeing well-known actors playing supporting roles in this film.

It’s definitely a film that has a certain audience, though you can enjoy some more absurd elements that make it a perfect popcorn movie to look back upon. 

Through it all this is more a film to watch for James Spader‘s strange performance amongst the other absurdities. as it is so random yet so captivating a hint of things to come in a showcase a bit of his range. Though also for a villain, he seems to be filmed like a heartthrob more than even the heroic character of the film

Grade: C

LIFE STINKS (1991)

Directed By: Mel Brooks 

Written By: Mel Brooks, Rudy DeLuca And Steve Haberman

Story By: Mel Brooks, Ron Clark, Rudy DeLuca and Steve Haberman 

Cinematography: Steven Poster 

Editor: Michael Mulconery, David Rawlins and Anthony Redman 

Cast: Mel Brooks, Lesley Ann Warren, Jeffrey Tambor, Stuart Pankin, Howard Morris, Rudy DeLuca, Teddy Wilson, Billy Barty, Brian Thompson, Raymond O’Connor, Mike Pniewski 

A filthy-rich businessman bets a corporate rival that he can live on the streets of L.A. without the comforts of home or money, but it proves to be tougher than he thought.


It took me a while to finally get around to watching this. After this film, I still only have two Mel Brooks-directed films before I officially finish the collection of all his movies. as over the years are just so enjoyable and re-watchable

I still need to see 12 CHAIRS and DRACULA, DEAD AND LOVING IT.

This film has all the qualities and insight of an original Mel Brooks comedy, yet it doesn’t feel like it plays now or even when it was released the rhythm just feels off even though the jokes and social commentary are there

It might be because he’s not working with many or any of his past collaborators as much here so he’s working pretty much with an all-new cast and crew.

Here again, he is at the center of the film as the main character and while they’re plenty of quirky and wacky side characters, none of them is that memorable or strong enough to steal the show or make an impact. This is usually what happens with films and so this film is mostly on his shoulders, especially as this isn’t really a spoof, but more of a general comedy.

This film seems to be in the realm of outlandish, laugh out loud, comedy, but maybe as it is somewhat in reality, it comes across more as cute and chuckle-worthy more than anything else

Everyone tries and is OK for the most part, but this feels like one of his least inspired films even as he has gone on record to say he believes this is one of his best acting roles.

One really wants to like it, but it reminded me why you took so long to finally watch it in full.

One can see why he immediately went back to spoofs for his next and last films.

This film is more for completists only as it’s the film that’s not the best but good enough for fans and will appeal to their sensibilities

Grade: C